The Barron Knights - Mr Rubik (with Lyrics)

Mr. Rubik Lyrics
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St. Peter: Welcome, my son. And what brings thee to the Gates of Heaven?
Dead guy: Well... it all started like this!

About a month ago I got a phone call from a friend.
He said that he was desperate. Could I lend a helping hand?
I was shocked to see him, he was babbling like a boob.
He'd spent a week inside his house alone with Rubik's Cube.

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

Is your cube from outer space? Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik
He got three sides then lost his place. Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

He just twists your cube all day!
This ain't my idea of child's play.

Being the kind of guy I am told him I would try
to help him solve the secret of the cube that made him cry.
Well, that was 30 days ago and half a million moves.
My wife's all black and blue 'cause I keep dreaming she's a cube.

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

What have you got against the sane? Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik
Is that some kind of Russian name? Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

I think I'll sue for therapy.
Your cube's a mystery to me.

I think I've got the answer. All I need's a little paint
to change the colours of the squares before I'm in restraints.
In fact, at work I've got the tools to force them into place.
Before the world goes crazy I will save the human race!

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

My knuckles have gone numb! Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik
There's no skin left on my thumb! Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

What did I ever do to you?
All I need is a little clue.

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

It's reduced me down to tears! Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik
And I've been colour blind for years! Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

AAAAAAAAAH I think I'm through!
All I need is a little clue.

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't take it any more!

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

*playing with cube* I think I'd rather go to war!

Mr. Rubik Rubik Rubik

*continuing to play madly with cube* I'm cracking up, I think I'm gone! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*fading out* All I need...

St. Peter: Come in, my son. Welcome to the Kingdom.
Dead guy: Hey, it's real nice up here! What do you guys do all day?
St. Peter: Well... we play with these! *click* *click*